What is it with Evangelicals and issuing bold proclamations every time they get dunked on by a black pastor on Twitter? First there was the Nashville Statement, then the Gospel and Social Justice. This is dumb. I was going to watch Futurama for the 49th time tonight and jerk off in peace but now I gotta get up and read this stupid document and translate the Christian-ese for both of my fans. Well here’s a hasty, non-edited summary of what’s in the latest dumb shit from dumb evangelicals. Bon appetit.
Read moreA Muslim, a Jew, and an Evangelical Meet St. Peter
So it happens that three men die on the same day and wake up at the pearly gates. They are each called forward, one by one, to recount to St. Peter their lives to see if they are worthy to get into heaven. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
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