A couple of days ago, someone leaked a draft from the Supreme Court of the United States suggesting that they were going to overturn Roe v. Wade. Pro-lifers online naturally felt the need to do a victory lap. Pro-choice women expressed shock and horror, worrying about their safety and their lives. No pro-lifers thought “hmm, it seems that my political will makes people afraid, perhaps I should re-evaluate whether I’m on the right side of this issue.” Not even for a picosecond.
Read moreOh Good There's Another Statement From Hwite Evangelicals
What is it with Evangelicals and issuing bold proclamations every time they get dunked on by a black pastor on Twitter? First there was the Nashville Statement, then the Gospel and Social Justice. This is dumb. I was going to watch Futurama for the 49th time tonight and jerk off in peace but now I gotta get up and read this stupid document and translate the Christian-ese for both of my fans. Well here’s a hasty, non-edited summary of what’s in the latest dumb shit from dumb evangelicals. Bon appetit.
Read moreI'm Still Pro-Choice
A few years ago I wrote this post, detailing why I no longer associate myself with the moniker “pro-life.” It has become clear since that point just how utterly depraved, anti-Christian, and anti-human the pro-life movement is, even more so than we thought then. I won’t be going into nearly as much detail this time, since I’ve already covered the basics. Suffice to say this: the pro-life movement is a scam from top to bottom. Everyone involved is either a grifter only interested in subjugating and torturing women, or a complete sucker who can’t count to ten with mittens on.
Read moreWhy I'm Now Pro-Choice
I am now pro-choice. The following post is meant to show why I have made up my mind in that area. This is not a scientific journal or anything and I am not looking to prove via a mountain of evidence why you should be pro-choice. I only seek to provide more than enough evidence than was adequate to convince me personally. If you need more evidence, it’s readily available to you. Although, if I may be frank, the type of person who requires encyclopedia-sized books of evidence to believe my position is likely to only require a Ben Shapiro tweet from 2014 to “prove” the pro-life position. If you think the following post is not enough evidence, but you freely believe in the pro-life movement without examining it yourself, your objections to the pro-choice position are irrational.
Read moreThe Gospel and Social Justice
I have work to do today. I have done very little of it because it looks like the Superchristians have released another definitive thesis like the Nashville Statement. Let's talk about it, shall we?
Read moreChoose Your Own Adventure, Guns Edition
Let's play a game. It's a choose-your-own-adventure. You play as a normal American - a politically moderate, sensible, middle-class, religious, pleasant heterosexual male. It is the morning after a horrific mass shooting and you just went online to see the news. All over the place you're seeing the godless liberals talking about gun control, and you just have to weigh in.
Read moreNo, the Nashville Statement is not Biblical
The further into the Trump-era we get, the clearer it is that the right, in particular the religious right, is mentally incapable of separating manner of articulation and content.
Read moreThe Betrayal of Bob The Conservative
Hello, students, gather round for story time. Tonight, it's the tragedy of "The Betrayal of Bob The Conservative." We have Bob with us tonight. Say hello, Bob.
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