What is it with Evangelicals and issuing bold proclamations every time they get dunked on by a black pastor on Twitter? First there was the Nashville Statement, then the Gospel and Social Justice. This is dumb. I was going to watch Futurama for the 49th time tonight and jerk off in peace but now I gotta get up and read this stupid document and translate the Christian-ese for both of my fans. Well here’s a hasty, non-edited summary of what’s in the latest dumb shit from dumb evangelicals. Bon appetit.