What is it with Evangelicals and issuing bold proclamations every time they get dunked on by a black pastor on Twitter? First there was the Nashville Statement, then the Gospel and Social Justice. This is dumb. I was going to watch Futurama for the 49th time tonight and jerk off in peace but now I gotta get up and read this stupid document and translate the Christian-ese for both of my fans. Well here’s a hasty, non-edited summary of what’s in the latest dumb shit from dumb evangelicals. Bon appetit.
Read moreI'm Still Pro-Choice
A few years ago I wrote this post, detailing why I no longer associate myself with the moniker “pro-life.” It has become clear since that point just how utterly depraved, anti-Christian, and anti-human the pro-life movement is, even more so than we thought then. I won’t be going into nearly as much detail this time, since I’ve already covered the basics. Suffice to say this: the pro-life movement is a scam from top to bottom. Everyone involved is either a grifter only interested in subjugating and torturing women, or a complete sucker who can’t count to ten with mittens on.
Read moreA Muslim, a Jew, and an Evangelical Meet St. Peter
So it happens that three men die on the same day and wake up at the pearly gates. They are each called forward, one by one, to recount to St. Peter their lives to see if they are worthy to get into heaven. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
Read moreThe Gospel and Social Justice
I have work to do today. I have done very little of it because it looks like the Superchristians have released another definitive thesis like the Nashville Statement. Let's talk about it, shall we?
Read moreNo, the Nashville Statement is not Biblical
The further into the Trump-era we get, the clearer it is that the right, in particular the religious right, is mentally incapable of separating manner of articulation and content.
Read moreThe Story of Micaiah
Whenever I'm feeling down and it seems like all is lost, I like to remember the story of Micaiah.
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